So lonely and tired of masturbating :P can you help me instead

Had a blind date and went home with the waiter instead

After a long day of work I really need some stress relief. Could

Can we use your 🍆 instead?

i want to lick your cock instead

Wish you were stroking me instead

Instead of just licking them, would you fuck my tits too?

Id prefer take ur cock instead My anal dildo

tired of this, will you f*uck me instead?

Forget her and eat me out instead😉

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Let’s skip class so you can fill me up instead