Tug tug tug the pud ... 😜

Why couldn't this be Friday instead ... 🤷🏼‍♂️

Rip 'N Go ... sometimes ... 😜

SHREDDED!

I have entirely too much porn on this drive ...

Present! Bulge!

Ok. So I was feeling a little EXTRA today ... 😜💦💦💦💦💦

Only because one of favorite Redditor's requested it. This one

And it's just Wednesday ....

Yep. All worked up now. Gonna have to take matters in my own

How convenient I keep a small bottle of massage oil at my desk.

How it started after reviewing Reddit ...

Some halloweenie hijinks was bound to ensue ...