original post: https://redd.it/12u8j48
It was all going to plan... why did I have to get drunk? At least, now we know he cheats!
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Doesn't make you gay
Second attempt at my first caption (hopefully it works this time)
Just helping out
I'm still straight, this is a fetish
Keep ignoring the signes
Totally not gay (42 sec gif)
Looking at cock isn't gay, if it's straight porn.
Your GF twisted your arm to suck4her. What could possibly go
"Gay Stopper"
Losing a bet on purpose
Getting hard is only natural
This Totally Straight No-Nut-November party is getting out of
Only a natural reaction