[NSFW] Think she wants $3 for a toothbrush and toilet paper?

My dad’s advice for rationing toilet paper: only use one square

Luckily, Mexicans won’t mind. (Even though the filthy crackers

Cornhole Queen with a toilet paper dingleberry on her Instagram

Bioshock Elizabeth Comstock Turns You Into Her Toilet Paper 3D

Your girl wants sexy time and right before you head upstairs

[22] Snug fit in a toilet paper roll

Everyone Is Doing Their Part During The Toilet Paper Shortage

Everyone Is Doing Their Part During The Toilet Paper Shortage

Honestly I just hope you think it’s funny that I’m pulling

I want you became my toilet paper

Your tongue can be my new toilet paper