Your Sunday would be so much more fun under me 😈

Your girlfriend told you she would "end this all" when going

Your mom told you that she was going grocery shopping. After

“See, baby? I told you you’d love being a girl.” My girlfriend

Was supposed to be working from home but this was way more fun

Was supposed to be working from home but this was way more fun

Your girlfriend told you she was obsessed with dads you didn’t

Your goon sessions with your buds became much more fun

Your bff was right... Making out IS much more fun with a massive

Your girlfriend had so much more fun when you left the party

[M2F4A] I always have to nag you, my roommate, to clean up after

Your girlfriend told you that she was going out on a girls night,