Who has a free face so I can sit on them!

I need a face to sit on...

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Your face looks like a nice place to sit

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on

I need a face to sit on...

I want to sit on your face

let me sit on your face :)

Super tired today, can I sit on your face