Can I seat on your face?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

Your face looks like an amazing seat

Your face looks like a nice seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face is my seat. Any complaints?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?🥰

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

your face sure looks like a good seat

Besties fav seat at my place is my face.