True story: I have had countless women ask to see my tits because

Guess what I want to do to you

Rained out at work, so I guess I'll play with my cock instead

I guess a few of you wanted me for Christmas… Santa tried to

I Guess It Wasn’t Big Enough For Her

Guess my size

guess my size

Can you guess what i'm about to do?

My date didn't show, I guess you guys get to see this instead

Guess I didn't need that item anyway

guess my size (f)

Oh it is?? Okay goon bud I guess it’s okay then, keep sucking!