Why do things always end up like this when I goon with a bud?

POV your bud getting his ass eaten by your girl

Im sorry that ur girl broke up with you bud, but you always can

Five minutes after I promised my bud this would be a straight

Will you be my new gooning bud

Me and my bud five minutes into gooning after we agree to “cut

How my bud finishes gooning after we win on Overwatch

After hours of gooning don't you want your bud to dump his load

Me and my alhpa bud 20min into gooning session after we agreed

“Woah, bud. What are you doing? I thought we were just gooning

Bud was always a bit on the chubby side which prevented him from

Me and and an alpha bud after we agreed on no gay stuff this