I promise I won’t tell your wife..

If you stand to close you might get a black eye but I promise

I’ll let you play with them if you promise not to tell 😉

Tell how I can fulfil your sexual desires

I've got a funny story to tell, and I promise it's worth it.

I've got a funny story to tell, and I promise it's worth it.

I've got a funny story to tell, and I promise it's worth it.

Can you tell me a dirty story daddy?

I’ll let you play with them if you promise not to tell 😉

I’ll let you play with them if you promise not to tell

I've got a funny story to tell, and I promise it's worth it.

Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you