Can I just slap your face with it instead?

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Getting tired of fucking myself, want to come fill me up instead?

therapy is expensive, have me instead

therapy is expensive, have me instead

therapy is expensive, have me instead

Skip the therapy bills, talk to me instead.

Therapy may be expensive, but with me, you'll get all the crazy

Can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give myself instead