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Can you keep a secret? I have a surprise for you
crazy_blogger by honeycany87
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Thought I'd cook naked for you today.
I'm ready to play with you babe
Want to see my secret talent? It involves whipped cream.
Feeling a little lonely? Let me keep you company.
I've got a surprise for you, come check it out!
Let me be your secret escape from reality.
I'm not just a pretty face I have a brain that can keep up with
