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Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?
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Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?
I hope this seat (your face) isn't taken
Let me seat on your face sir?
Just about to take a seat on your face!
Exuse me, sir. Do you have a face I can seat on?
Exuse me sir do you have a face I can use?
Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on
Hunting for a better seat for the weekend. Is your face free?
Hi babe! Mind if I used your face as my seat please?!