Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I hope this seat (your face) isn't taken

Let me seat on your face sir?

Just about to take a seat on your face!

Exuse me, sir. Do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can use?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Hunting for a better seat for the weekend. Is your face free?

Hi babe! Mind if I used your face as my seat please?!