Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I sit on your face? My cheeks are really soft

I need a face to sit on...

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Would you let me sit on your face before bed?

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

Can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit, looking for a volunteer!

On my way to sit on your face!

On my way to sit on your face!

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?