"Oh I'm not leaving until you eat mommy's pussy and make her

As I was dying of old age, I tried using a spell to swap with

"Ehm, larry. Didn't you used to have a dick and no tits instead

Oh gawsh~ turns out the reason you can't touch the strippers

I used to be afraid of getting caught while flashing in public...

"You can never make a girl cum let along squirm!" I say calling

I had a massive crush on Amy and it broke my heart when she said

“Oh fuck… there’s nothing there anymore, she’s really

It was Mother’s Day and I… forgot to get a gift. I decided

"You were right honey, even when we switch you are the top" my

The lesbian couple next door had invited my wife over after we

So as it turns out, the reason my daughter didn’t want me meeting