Come to the midwest they said, i'll (f)uck you in front of a

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

She Said, Not In The Ass. They Said: No Worries, We Stretch Your

My wife’s coworkers voted her “most helpful around the office.”

I said “just the tip” they said “balls deep”