I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

First, I'm gonna sit and squish your face. Then, I'm gonna sit

Would you let me sit on your face?

Can I sit this on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Let me sit on your face

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you let me take a sit on your face?

can I come sit on your face??

I just want to sit on your face!

What should I sit on first? Comment face 🥵or dick 🍆