Bed is ready, fuck meeee

The only reason I’d kick you out of bed is to (f)uck you on

Give me one good reason we should get out of bed

The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to fuck you

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.