Can i get a volunteer to pump a load in me

You are late for your history class, you may have to stay after

My history teacher told me that my ass is ''boner fuel''... is

May I please sit on your lap?

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

You may have history with her but you have chemistry with me

I may have big boobs, but my personality is even bigger