My nipples get really hard when I'm cold... or horny.

I heard thick thighs save lives

My thighs make for great earmuffs

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?