Alligators aren't your friend

Me and my friends coming back from party listening to Slipknot

AHHHH

bro chose violence over gingerbread

minecart boom

Title

Moral ilof the story: Don't touch other people's redstone contraption

Caught this today at the gym, and after watching the playback

A magic stick

Double meaning

Bridge

POV: you thought there was a safe spot around the mosh pit