Lap dance or dick dance

If you’d be leaking from that lap dance in the first half,

Is your lap available ..

can I practice my lap dance skills on you ;)

can i practice my lap dance on you? ;)

let me shake it on your lap

Can I sit on your lap?[18f]

This chair is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

This bed is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

I’d love to see your face if I came and sat on your lap

May i sit on your lap? [ba]

Would you like me to jump on your lap 🥺🤤