Your face reminds me of a really soft seat…

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Is this seat taken…. And yes, I meant your face .

Can I seat on your face?

Can I take a seat on your face

Lemme use your face as a seat

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face looks like the perfect seat

is the seat on your face available?

Let me use your face as a seat 😈

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)