I'll be so horny if someone actually jerks off to me

who wants to be my daddy? maybe someone who is proud of me

hiring someone willing to hold my ass for me! payment is negotiable!

This is a tough position to hold, but someone's gotta do it

will someone hold the string while I make the pizza?

hiring someone willing to hold my ass for me! payment is negotiable!

Looking for someone to keep me warm

hiring someone willing to hold my ass for me! payment is negotiable!

Soft and cuddly, just waiting for someone to hold? 🤔

Soft and cuddly, just waiting for someone to hold? 🤔

someone sent my dad my Reddit so figured this would be the appropriate

I need someone to hold my boobs for me, I'm a little busy