Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

How do I respectfully ask to sit on your face?

Looking to sit on something hard, can you handle it?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Can I sit on your face