Tried to sneak off to booty call with GF but Mom won't let me

You boys know you want to. Just relax, open those mouths, and

Tired of the commercialization of Valentine's Day? Want to celebrate

I have no idea why girls won’t let me be friends with their

I have no idea why girls won’t let me be friends with their

I have no idea why girls won’t let me be friends with their

I have no idea why girls won’t let me be friends with their

Let’s be friends

I have no idea why girls won’t let me be friends with their

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I have no idea why girls won’t let me be friends with their

Maybe posting here was a bad idea, too many of you are hell bent