You sure this isn't gay bud? No it's ok, I trust you :)

No.... it's not gay at all. I offer up free use of all my holes

You know the what the best part about hiking is? All the sweat

Me and my bud five minutes after we agree to “cut all the gay

Me and my bud five minutes into gooning after we agree to “cut

Goon bud “it’s only gay if you touch my cock”

You should try this way of gooning with your bud

My goon bud said it’s not gay if my cock doesn’t slip in…

Me and my bud five minutes into gooning after we agree to “cut

Imagine Bailey being your goon bud

When you broke your hand and couldn’t jerk off by yourself,

My goon bud told me it’s not gay if he just sucks the balls…