I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would u let me sit on ur face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Your view just before I sit on your face!

I wouldn't mind you inside of me all day.

I always leave the house braless! The dads at the store don’t

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I wonder if you’d ever get tired of my boobs in your face