Can't dance for shit, but I'd find other uses...

Would we have been voted 'Cutest Couple' at the school dance?

Do you know how to dance? Let’s do the horizontal tango.

Trying to dance sexy

Fat piggy trying to dance sexy

What do you think of me trying to dance?

I hope that me trying to dance sexy gives you a good laugh

Trying to dance sexy! What do you think of my big piggy body?

A dance to tease you

Rate my dance moves

Please laugh at me trying to dance sexy

If I hit this slutty dance in school would you pull me to the