Why be in the red when you can be in the pink? [gif][f]

why jack off to porn when you can jack off to Ariana Grande's

Why go for a snack when I can be your whole ass meal 😝

Why go to the bathroom when you can pee all over the floor?

Why watch porn when you could watch us

Why wait for the drop when you can undress me for it all?

Why watch the ball drop when you could watch tits drop 😏

Why get hit with paywalls when you can watch 100s of my videos

Why go to the beach when you can have waves crash on you at home

Why stroke to 2 second clips when you could watch the whole vids

why pick when you could watch us both

Why settle for a threesome when you can have a foursome?