You always work harder on Hump day.

If you’re having a hard morning this might help

Would you skip your work to fuck me all day?

How about you skip work to spend the day with me instead

Since Stag is out of town, and I'm stuck behind my work computer,

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, let's work out.

How I spend my work break on hump day

Lay down, stick out your tongue, and let me go to work!

This is why I’m always late to work

you have work here

How I'll say goodbye before you leave for work

I'm little but i think we can make it work right?