When your old roommate owed you $ and didn’t pay up after moving

Eat my expensive beautiful ass

This perky little ass is expensive but so worth it

I'm a 5'3 virgin! If you were my roommate and caught me doing

caught your roommate doing this, would you join

My roommate is wondering what I'm always doing in my bedroom

You're my roommate who walked in and caught me doing it. Are

Okay, so, my roommate started swap class right after I met him.

you’re my roommate, what are you doing when you see this?

What you doing if I'm your roommate

If you're my roommate and caught me doing this, say me in 2 words

If you're my roommate and saw me doing this, what be the first