I told her when we got married that I know I don’t have a big

I've taken my bra off, but you can take my thong off...

Don't play with your food but you can play with this

There’s no milk but you can still suck them 🤷🏻‍♀️

Don’t have any bath toys but you can play with this thing…

Don’t have any bath toys but you can play with this thing…

Don’t have any bath toys but you can play with this thing…

Don’t have any bath toys but you can play with this thing…

I like to go shopping, but you can take my clothes off whenever

I like to go shopping, but you can take my clothes off whenever

I like to go shopping, but you can take my clothes off whenever

There’s no milk but you can still suck them 🤷🏻‍♀️