What do you think I'm doing, fucking a dude in the parking lot

Cheating wife just doesn't give a fuck

It's not like he's gonna get you pregnant, enjoy yourself.

A ring on her finger means a condom doesn't need to go on your

Face fuck time

Practice makes perfect

She’s always on the hunt now

Yet here we are

🤷🏽‍♀️

Give her some credit at least, she held out for you for a whole

She’s the kind of girl who comes back time and time again

Wife said she met a painter, hours later, she sent me this.

Can’t blame her