what's the best words to describe my phat ass ?

what's the best words to describe my phat ass ?

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

Describe them in 2 words

Describe my pierced tits in two words

Describe my pussy in two words

describe me in three words, but they have to be nouns