what's the best words to describe my phat ass ?

Describe me in seven words, three of which need to be a color…..

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

If you had 3 words to describe, what would they be

How would you describe them with 3 words? But pls don’t be