sorry I don’t mean to tease your morning wood like that, or

can i help you with your morning wood?

Morning wood

Wanna help me out with this morning wood?

Morning, wood! … oh! I mean morning, hun!

Morning wood is the best kind of wood. Let's start your morning

Can we start every morning taking care of each other's morning

Morning wood? 😍

Showing off that morning wood

Morning wood relieved. Mission accomplished.

Would you take care of my morning wood everyday before work?

How are you gonna take care of my morning wood?