Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Your face looks comfy, mind if I sit?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I’m just gonna sit on your face if you don’t mind

I will glady sit on your face

I’m just gonna sit down on your face if you don’t mind

Do you mind if I sit on your face?