The sanctity of marriage means nothing when you're wife is being

in this case, red means GO

Moving these panties to the side for you

I know I'm pudgy... But that just means a little more to love,

When the hot girl at the club says she wants to fuck you in the

Two Teen Redheads Discover the Pleasures of Mutual Masturbation,

Our sleepover could start with a movie challenge, right answer

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely

Boy you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good looking.

A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives

Showers with me should come with a warning

Little body means big sexdrive!