It's not cheating... If... Uh...

It's not a secret because it isn't cheating, it just never came

Not cheating if you can't see him cumming in her mouth

It's not cheating if you're not there ...Regardless of why that

It's not cheating

It's not cheating...

It's not cheating...

It's not cheating, she's just using the good old poophole loophole

Babe, I'm on birth control it's not cheating (I'm not)

It's not cheating if you don't find out...

It is not cheating if she is saving a life!

It's not cheating if it's a good bargain