Can an HR rep like me be your office wife? [F]

This isn't how an HR rep should act, but I'm having fun anyway!

People say they hate HR, but I wonder how many of them actually

I just want to be your favorite HR rep

Am I that curvy HR rep you fantasize about?

People say they hate HR, but I wonder how many of them actually

I bet you didn't know your hr rep was this thick

Would you fool around with this HR rep if you’d get away with

Your favorite HR rep

Can I be the HR rep you fantasize about?

Just your HR rep making sure you're being productive ;)

Could this thick HR rep sit on your face?