I get invited to parties every weekend because the boys know

They don't even wear panties no more

They don't even pause.

I literally have a few friends who have been in situations like

My tits don’t even fit in my bikini anymore! OC

Marco's feet are so big they don't even fit into my wide mouth!

Don’t think these guys are equipped to fight a war. They don’t

They don’t even fit in my shirt

They Don't Even Pause.

They don't even form any bumps

they don’t even move haha 🙈

they don’t even move haha 🙈