My ex: you won’t make anyone hard again, meanwhile me:

Martin was horrified when he got this text from his girlfriend.

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

I bet you will go to work hard as a rock!

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone that you’re rock hard at