In Case You Wondered Why Your Bed Always Smells Like Pussy Whenever

Guess why I’m late for work [OC]

My ride always gets me to work late

Eliza Ibarra makes him late for work

My ride always gets me to work late

Eliza Ibarra makes him late for work

This is why I love to party in public with strangers

I am 32, still a student (started late), and love to show off

This is why Im always late to work ;)

When people ask me why I'm late for work every day...

When My Boss Asks Why I'm Always Late for Work...

I might make you late to work but I can guarantee you won’t