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When the rocket league gods have your back.
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When the dick flys out and goes back in
The Girl With God Tongue Come Back (MURAMATA SAN NO HIMITSU)
When the basketball buddies start "owning your ass" off the court
When the wife makes you shoot your shot 撃って [OC]
When the grip is so tight your horse cock won’t even stay put
When the bathrooms are closed and your shoes are far too dry.
When the black guy who killed your Dad & bro escaped prison
The reason you're on your back is because Daddy's so much bigger
When the rappers be like "pop your pussy" they're talking about
When the Prison Warden loosens up your hole before feeding you
When the eruption begins you have to catch every drop you can..