I text you: “My GF just broke up with me buddy” 2 hours later:

Isn’t it sad that I’ve yet to fuck on a hike?

Would you fuck me at the end of this hike?

Let’s fuck on a hike😜

Thats why I fuck old guys

Such a lovely day for a hike and fuck!

Why don’t you sit back and let me handle things on this Fuck-Me-Friday?

No lifeguard on duty. Fuck Me at your own risk.

Cheeky sunset fuck

Why do beautiful Indian woman let fat nasty white men fuck them

Fuck me on this hike and I'll give

This is why you need a fat girl to fuck