Your wife always came home exhausted

She seems to have forgotten that you're sitting right there.

She wasn't expecting you home

When they text you while you're sitting at home

This is why your girl forgot to text you when she got home

Having a stripper gf is great until she starts bringing VIP clients

Your Sisters spend more time out pleasing the men that hate you

You called her a dozen times and she sends you a short text:

Cucking my boyfriend while he jacks off at home. He will cum

When she just won’t text you back

Home is where the heart is

This is how I thank your friends for taking me home. You call