Give in to anal…

Can I apply to be your roommate?

Me and my roommate were planning on spending our Christmas alone.

I'm hungry, anyone want to come give me a creampie?

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

If you were my roommate I would give you the best gifts

Come lay down here, I'll give you a nice bounce on your face!