A shower post a day keeps the blue balls away

[30’s] Monday blues? Or blue balls? 😔

Cure my Monday blue balls?

Tugging on my balls makes me harder and longer than a Monday

Blue balls, huge meatstick

Here’s a little pink 💗 to help with your Monday blues 🥰

You know what Mondays & Blue Balls & Me all have in common?

It's only Monday blues if I make your balls turned blue.

Blue balls Monday relief

Milk me and get rid of my blue balls

Roses are red, violets are blue, swallow me balls deep and you

Work Christmas party left me with blue balls and a raging hard-on