My gardener keeps standing outside my window…I wonder why!

My strap broke in a restaurant . Everyone was staring but I didn’t

Do you think timed electrodes are good motivation for this impaled

everyone is staring at my ass, guess why :)

I wonder why people are staring

Why are you just staring at it? Suck it!

I wonder why people are staring when I rinse off at the pool

Even though your crush told you that she had to visit her grandmother,

Seems she just told you to keep you from understanding why she

Some things are just obvious, like everyone seeing why BBC is

My roommates love it when I wear this around the house, I wonder

Everyone was staring at me today! I wonder why... ( reveal )